Monday, 31 October 2011

Chaos in the bag department

What started as a hunt for a bag big enough - to accommodate the disastrous amount I have no carry around with me on a daily basis - turned into a mad bag browsing excursion.

Here are a few - and I stress a 'FEW' - of the bags that knocked me off my feet;

Buy here
Mark Jacobs £639

But here
Moschino £170

Buy here
Moschino £484


Buy here
Moschino £165

As it may have become quite clear, I have found myself drawn to Moschino bags. They are TOO cute. I wish I could afford them, but just looking at them will do. Why can the high street not recreate bags like these? I don't care if they're leather or suede. Just make me these bags and sell them cheaply to me please! 

Having said that, I have found myself a solid contender for just £50 on the high street. However, as much as I tell myself it's as good as these purse-draining beauties, the reality is that it simple is not.

Monday, 24 October 2011

Gross.

This disgusting hound of a man seems to fancy the idea of himself as teen-pop sensation Justin Bieber:


This disgusting specimen of humanity goes by the name Terry Richardson. He is a photographer - highly ranked in his field. However, he has been known to sexually harass young models on his highly "professional" photoshoots...

And now this. 

Autumnal Attire

As much as I love summer - the scent of chirpy plants, feeling the sun penetrating my skin and the long nights - this years Autumn fashion makes the temperature drop something to get excited about. 

Here are some of the key colours this season from New York Fashion Week:


Warm, autumnal hues are painting the high street beautifully. Here are a couple of my fashion finds;


Asos dress with lace top - £45. Click here to buy.

So dreamy, so soft, so elegant. In an iconic shade of the season 'orchid hush', on trend lace and of course my favourite fabric of the moment, chiffon; this dress is utterly gorgeous. With 3/4 length sleeves, a defined waist and flowing skirt - it's flattering for pretty much any body shape - and suitable to wear both day and night. Perfect!


Ruffle front dress in 'coral' - Warehouse £65. Buy here.

What I love most about this dress is it's autumnal colour. Summer was all about bright orange (and yes, I fell for it,) but this warmer, toned down, refurbished colour is just right for this season.


PETITE sequin wrap front dress - Asos £150. By here.

So I'm not petite, nor am I skinny enough to pull this dress of - but WOW. The way that the sequins reflect the light at different angles is stunning. In memory of last season's colour blocking of bright fuscias and oranges, this dress teams deep teal with stone - two of this seasons must-haves in the colour pallette - for an autumn friendly, shimmering colour blocking look. 

Mela feather print dress by Yumi - £10 in the sale. Buy here.

Combining an array of autumnal colours, feather print, sheer sleeves and waist detail - this dress almost reminds me of a painting. With it's wishy-washy feel, it really does sum up the mood in the air right now as winter lurks around the corner. Teamed with black patent heels, a fur coat and clutch - this dress would suit a relaxed dinner date. 




Tuesday, 23 August 2011

OBITUARY : AMY WINEHOUSE

To most, Winehouse will be defined by her drug obsession, erratic etiquette and the fact that her voice was as large as her beehive hairstyle.

Winehouse stumbled into fame in 2003. The British singer/songwriter holds 3 Ivor Novello songwriting and composing awards. Her debut album, Frank, was nominated for Mercury Prize; with her follow up album, Back to Black, being the third best selling album of the 2000s - below James Blunt and Dido.

Winehouse is a 5 time Grammy Award winner – and is the first British citizen, as well as tying the record by a female artist, to have won 5 Grammys in one night.

Amy Jane Winehouse was born into a Jewish family in Southgate, London, and is the daughter of a taxi driver.

At twelve, Winehouse won a scholarship at the Sylvia Young Theatre School. In her entrance examination, she wrote: “I want people to hear my voice and just forget their troubles.”

However, Winehouse was destined to be a rebel from a young age. Aged fourteen, she got a nose piercing - which lead to her exclusion. She later attended the Brit School in Croydon, before attempting conventional school - which wasn’t her forte either, so she dropped out of that too.

Winehouse began singing with the National Youth Jazz Orchestra. Its co-founder Bill Ashton described her as “incredibly aggressive”. He said: “She didn’t listen to a word I was saying, just smoking aggressively, solidly.”

Winehouse worked at 19 Entertainment, a music and entertainment production company run by Simon Fuller – the man behind Pop Idol. After a 9 month relationship with a colleague, she wrote her debut album, Frank.

Frank was released in October 2003 on the Island/Universal label. Her manager Nick Godwin said: “I’m not sure if beautiful is the right word, but [her] voice was like nothing I’d ever heard before.”

The album blended jazz, pop, soul and hip-hop, with lyrics concerning her failed relationship. Stronger Than Me won an Ivor Novello for best contemporary song.

On receiving her first pay cheque, Winehouse moved into a flat in Camden.

Off the rails

2005 saw Winehouse throw herself into an on and off relationship with Blake Fielder Civil - a school drop-out and former video production assistant. She teamed up with producer Mark Ronson and wrote her second album, Back to Black.

Winehouse fell exhaustedly off the rails in 2006. Nick Godwin, her manager, described her as “the antichrist of pop”.

The troubled singer decided on her notorious 60s inspired beehive hairstyle and plastered her bony body with even more tattoos and piercings. To The Mirror, Winehouse admitted to “a little bit of anorexia, a little bit of bulimia”. She said: “I'm not totally okay but I don't think any woman is.”

In an interview with Q Magazine, Winehouse claimed that tattoos are “a way of suffering for things that mean a lot to you”.

On 4th October 2006, Back to Black was released, which reached number 1 on the UK charts and hit platinum. The album featured Rehab - a song which recounts her record label attempting to force her into a treatment facility. Winehouse decided to take care of the problem herself:

I did [go to rehab], for just fifteen minutes.

“I went in, said 'hello,' and explained that I drink because I am in love and have screwed up the relationship. Then I walked out.”

Winehouse believed that: “Rehab is like Butlins. It’s a holiday camp. It’s an everyday thing for some people, like going to Tesco’s.”

Mark Frith, editor of Time Out, said: “There is no way that anything about the world of recording or being famous is going to modify her.”

Winehouse had huge potential. Stars such as George Michael admitted to being a fan. However, Winehouse had already firmly pressed the self-destruct button.

The New Statesman called her “a filthy mouthed, down-to-earth diva,” and a vast number of publications slapped their pages with photographs of Winehouse looking intoxicated and semi deceased.

Marriage

Winehouse took her unstable relationship with Fielder Civil to the next level in May 2007, and the couple paid $130 in fees to marry in Miami. “I wasn’t put here to sing. I was put here to be a wife and a mum and look after my family,” she argued in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine.

She then splashed out on a tattoo which read “I Love Blake” above her heart; and was filmed showing her husband the same phrase that she had written on her stomach, using a shard of broken glass. “It’s just a chicken scratch,” she said, to both of their amusement.

In August 2007 Winehouse overdosed on a cocktail of drugs, including heroin and cocaine and was hauled into hospital, where she had her stomach pumped. The following morning, Winehouse made the news simply for being alive. “It just happened,” she told the News of The World.

Winehouse and Fielder Civil thought it best to check into rehabilitation centre “Retreat” in Essex. It was only a matter of days before they checked out, to holiday in St Lucia.

In October, she released Valerie that peaked at number 2 on the UK singles chart.

In 2008, video footage of Winehouse smoking crack cocaine flooded the press. The Sun described her as “a dead woman walking”. The tabloid mentioned a “temptation to drag her by her [newly dyed] egg-yellow hair round a ward at Great Ormond Street Hospital and show her the children fighting to stay alive”.

The remainder of the year saw Winehouse appear on Never Mind The Buzzcocks liquored up and asking for more; throwing up in the middle of her set at G-A-Y nightclub - and singing Michael Jackson’s Beat It whilst inebriated on the Charlotte Church Show.

Winehouse was arrested twice that year, once for assault after allegedly head butting a man and once in connection with alleged drug offences.

After being spotted in January 2009 in St Lucia with six-pack clad aspiring actor, Josh Bowman - Fielder Civil filed to divorce Winehouse on the grounds of adultery.

Winehouse entered a drug replacement programme, but was still drinking heavily. “For the last six months there's been a remarkable recovery,” her father said.

The divorce was granted in August 2009.

The singer told Glamour magazine in November 2010, that she “literally woke up one day and was like, ‘I don’t want to do this anymore’”.

Written in the style of www.bbc.co.uk, on 07/02/2011.

Friday, 10 June 2011

Typographic Maps

Ursula Hitz (AKA Seagull's Hut,) a graphic designer, illustrator and typographer, has created a collection of 'typographic maps' - and they happen to have had me mesmerized for the majority of the day. 

Hitz uses typography to create maps of iconic cities, including London, Paris and New York. Here are a few gorgeous examples of her work:

Central London: 

London:



New York City:


Limited edition prints are available here - so get your hands on them quick, or I will!

PS: It's a hard knock life (quite clearly from my last two posts)! Luckily for us all, I'm back to my happy self again :)

Saturday, 16 April 2011

D is for desperate

Never before in my life have I experienced such levels of desperation before. Now, having lived in Southampton, a small city (that's more like a town, really) which has been taken over by a large community of students, it has got to the point now where, quite frankly, I am shocked. 


On my initial arrival, yes, I was pretty disgusted by the fact that a sign of a good night out for most people around here is getting so drunk they can't see, meeting Mr Perfect (he wants it too, hooray) going back to their place, being sick, having sex, and being sick again. 

Dancing in a club with your friends is one thing, seeing people in clubs sticking their tongues down eachother's throats - yep, I can deal with that. 

But what I cannot deal with is this: a young woman dancing with a arrogant cockerel-resembling young man, he pushes her, she almost falls over, he laughs with his mates and gives her dirty looks, she gets up, brushes herself off, rearranges her hair, and then re-approaches the cockerel, dancing up on him once again whilst him and his self righteous mates laugh.

After all that women have fought for in the past, this is a let down to the female sex! I am aware that an increasing amount of women are slowly mutating into men, but letting a guy disrespect you like that - allowing him to behave this way (and probably continue doing so) - makes me feel sick to the stomach!


We've all watched The Jeremy Kyle Show, Maury or Jerry Springer. We all know that hilariously ridiculous situations do happen all the time - and it's just crazy! What's more to say but simply that "I pity you" and "please, please, at least use a condom"?

Friday, 15 April 2011

Everything that is wrong with society

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When idiocy strikes, there's nothing stronger than Cilit Bang's new logic addition. These germs tend to be created by one sole master germ, or in other words 'the shit stirrer'. The shit stirrer's aim is to infect others with their own false views and constantly inject other - once friendly - germs to the same state of idiocy as that of their own.  

With the joining forces of the shit stirrer with fellow germs in tow, those fellow germs mutate into newly established shit stirrers, feeding off the shit stirrings of the main shit stirrer - and once elite shit stirrer status is accomplished, they have the ability to feast among fellow shit stirrers and create even more SHIT STIRRERS. Once infected, shit stirrers rarely revert back to their once 'friendly germ' state - and need severe chemicals to be eradicated.